Well the news is always something to behold. And I must tell you it seems that no matter what you think, it is wrong because some talking head just told you it was. And these talking heads are very pretty women, or guys that have great looks according to someone and they put these puppet's in front of you each and every day and you just suck it up. Well what do you think of this so far. You know that I am right! So the next time you watch your local news, wonder what sort of propaganda they are trying to put on you and you just may want to throw bricks at the screen. Which brings me to the point of this little story.
Now each day as we watch the news, read a newspaper (if some of you can!) and not go to the sports section, hear some bit of tripe on the radio or whatever you use to get your information, we see a vast number of reports that offer some little tidbit of information that something going on with your health. They tell you that you should not smoke, eat a lot of meat, drink red wine,
use a lot of butter, crave the Danish first thing in the morning and whatever else they want to put in your way of feeding yourself with foods that you like. Of course, the best diet I am sure of that they might approve of, is a bale of hay and a bucket of water as your daily intake. Sounds real tasty! Can I get a table now or do I have to make a reservation?
So you are wondering where all of this is leading? Well it leads to this! For a number of years, researchers have been telling us through the talking heads on television that all sorts of things are bad for you. They say that you can not drink coffee. So there goes most American's breakfast and lots of people are put out of work. Then they said that you can't have your bacon and eggs because you will get too much fat, too much cholesterol, too much salt and god knows whatever else they can find in the food that may be harmful to you according to them. Now what the hell are you supposed to do for food?
Next comes the McDonalds food. Now we all know that it can't be great for you, but hey, they say they have sold over 35 billions of these burgers and of course their French fries, that we all seem to be being attacked with their latest commercials. After all, Burger King wants you to think that they have the best fries and so does McDonalds. But who cares? I don't In addition we had some food group health police type tells us that you can not eat Chinese food, Pub foods, even some of them are saying that you should not eat too many vegetables. So don't eat this and don't eat that! And pray that you get to be 80 or 90. But hey with all of the medical technology today, you could eat anything and pick up an new liver or heart at K-Mart in a few years. Can you hear it now "Attention K-Mart Shoppers! We have a few hearts left on sale! A real Blue Light Special or is that Code Blue Special! See our sales persons who are also Para-Medics to reserve yours now! Only kidding shoppers !"
And let's continue this thought process.
So, we have the problem of these doctors telling you what you can and cannot eat. We have all these talking heads on television with these incredibly stupid health reports, telling you what you can or cannot eat. We also have the problem of the general population being completely confused an so ever excited to not drink coffee, or drink red wine, take too many vitamins, you shouldn't run or maybe you should, or watch this and go ahead and do this and that and everything else, and then they go ahead and tell you that you cannot do that. What I find really most interesting about all this, is that you have to remember that there are in vast number or millions of little white mice being held captive in laboratories around country. Now it's not the fact, that these doctors and researchers are using humans to do this research they are using all sorts of little Animals. Now what should think about this for just a minute. If they keep on telling you, that all sorts of things are bad for you, then you have to begin to wonder how they just go ahead and figure out that all sorts of things are bad for? Now just how they go about doing this? Well, what they do is the take the poor little white mice and the feed them massive doses of whatever it is that they are trying to tell you is just so bad for you. The problem is that you go ahead and you are a were forced to drink 2000 Pepsi's a day, or eat a hundred and 50 pounds of bacon a day, smoke three cartons of cigarettes, or whatever else it is that they are trying to go ahead and tell you is bad for you, then of course you're going to have some sort problem. I mean think about it, they somehow discover that these mice get tumors, or liver damage, or get heart problems, or all sorts of other types of problems. Of course they're going to go ahead and get something wrong them. I would like to point out this following fact. Did you know the largest cause of death among little white mice is researchers?
Now let us go back to the talking heads on your television. One of the most recent stories coming across the boob tube is the fact that researchers now state that it is perfectly fine to go ahead and eat fatty cheese burgers and have a milk shake with it. It seems that they have discovered that the fatty cheese burger and the cheese and the milkshakes will go ahead and give you good cholesterol. But I am sure that some other researcher is sitting there and saying the fact that you when you went ahead and ate that grilled cheese burger or a flame broiled royal cheeseburger is probably bad for you because grilling the meat probably gave you some form of cancer or has some type of other poisons in it because of what the flame does to the meat. Of course, I am beginning to wonder, it these researchers have any fun at all in their lives?
Do we all seem to remember when they were telling you that Beta Carotene and vitamin A were not good for you, and did absolutely no good at all. By if you currently looked at all the vitamins being sold in this country, and all contain those two things and their commercials go ahead and make sure that they let you know that they have that in them. Do you find Madison Avenue to be just a wonderful place? Please, save us from all of them! In fact, according to be latest viewpoint out there to maintain a healthy lifestyle, they have gone ahead and stated these following things that you should do:
Eat lots of fat!
That means cheeseburgers, milkshakes and bacon each and
every day! And
do not forget the extra salt! You need it to keep your heart running!
Remember your simple
chemistry and the idea that the water would not conduct
electricity without
some sort of assistance. Remember the Table Salt experiment?
They say that you
should have at least 2 drinks a day of hard liquor! I can not find
any fault with
that! If the American Heart Association say's it, then it must be true!
Here's a toast
to good health!
They say that red wine is bad for you now. It used to be so
very good for you! At
least the French don't have all of the so-called experts on
the 6 O'clock news
Health Check telling you that the world is comming to an end
when you eat
something or drink something! So, I guess that you either
go to the back to the
hard stuff! Or maybe White Wine. But they will more than likely
say that this is bad
for you too.
Take some vitamins! Any vitamins I guess! After all , some
of them help, and
some of them don't! But who knows??? In fact, maybe some vitamins
may
give you cancer. Of course then there are the drugs that cure
one cancer and give
it to you another place. You can not win! I really think that
the doctors are trying to
maintain job security. After all, if we are all healthy from
all of this lack of doing
things, then they are out of their cushy jobs!
So the next time you decided you want something eat go right ahead. And pick me up a burger, blood rare with extra cheese, onions an extra heavy dark beer, a milkshake and some really good salty, garlic dill pickles.
Good Night Bunny! DITYTILYT?